WISH THERE WAS A ONE-STOP FANTASY FOOTBALL SHOP?
Second Opinion
- » You've got fantasy questions, and we have your answer.
- » Second opinion a question and we will answer it for pick up within 12 hours.
- » We have 8 pharmacists on call to cure your fantasy football ills.
Daily Pill
- » user generated content
- » You like the NFL, love fantasy football, have a solid opinion and like to write? Submit your work to FFP.
- » Use Fantasy Football Pharmacy as your personal blog location
- » Beat writers for all 32 teams, with many teams having multiple representation.
- » We would love to publish your stories and drive traffic to your site.
Prescription
- » The fantasy football world's first ever player news search engine.
- » The kayak.com of NFL player news.
- » You can customize your paying membership to only show the players you want to follow.
- » You can customize your newsbreakers with sites that you trust.
- » Filtering system that allows you to locate the player you want from the sites you love.
WELL STOP WISHING and get your ass over to the Pharmacy®!
Introducing the most revolutionary advancement since Penicillin: the Fantasy Football Pharmacy (FFP).
FFP was created by the sharpest fantasy scientists on the planet, the same ones that brought you PYROMANIAC.COM®. We're bigger and better, but still have the same goal in mind; providing you with all the information you need to make your teams optimal so you'll dominate your league.
Our online Pharmacy is equipped to handle all of your fantasy football needs. Not sure which player to start? Concerned about your favorite team's outlook? Drop your questions off to one of our dedicated Pharmacists you'll have insider advice within 12 hours! There's no limit to the number of questions, and you can ask anything! (is this true?)
Maybe you're a fantasy football hypochondriac and need some reassurance. We've got you covered! Our Prescription section is the first NFL player and team news feed search engine on the planet. We've pooled diagnoses from over 50 NFL related sites that you can fully customize. Only interested in news from your favorite team and your fantasy guys? No problem! You decide what news comes your way.
By now you're thinking: "This is revolutionary!". But wait, it gets better...
All this (plus access to our archives) can be yours for the low price of a $5 a month. You'll have so much fantasy info, your league will want to know what's gotten into your teams!
Stop the madness of bad fantasy advice and join today! Your future depends on it!